Just stop fighting with me. I’m sick and tired of you doing this thing where one day you’re happy and loving and the next day you hate me.
She might have not been your first nor might she be your last, but she’s yours now and at that’s all that matters. Remember that you need not to tread lightly through the mud with your bare-feet, mud is tough and she’s willing to endure it with you; take that trip together, she will love you for it. Gaze into her eyes. You see that twinkle that comes along the curvatures of her pupils? It glistens...
HOW IS SOMEONE GOING TO TAKE THE URL @PENISBREAD OMG.
me: omg i love nuts in my mouth
john: das gon be my status
john: im just kidding. if i do that, my mom will be like 'soooo. whatchu been doing?'
ohitzjoe: I’m thankful for God for granting me more days to come. Each day is a day for thanks, knowing that everyday something new happens. Even though a bad day tends to occur, a new day will always give me a chance to start off fresh. To leave all my problems in the past, knowing that it’ll just stay there. What can happen with an upcoming bright future? A new friend? A new opportunity? A...
I havent ate since yesterday afternoon because my parents found cuts on my body. So they said I couldnt eat until they’re gone. Well shit, thats fine with me. Nice to know how things work around here.
Always take comfort in knowing that you are...
preteengranny: i hate it when i get in a van and theres no candy
viralvirus: bum-rag: viralvirus: bum-rag: I just want to crawl into my Mom’s room womb, push her and boyfriend out of the bed and sleep in her bed for some reason. fixed it Wow I can’t believe I had so many errors, thank you for fixing it. you’re welcome, it happens to the best of us omg
Big Sean: Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass
Kids Bop: Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt
I keep forgetting I'm 13.
Boy: there are 206 bones in the body. want 1 more?
Girl: ohhhhhh sure ;)))
Boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow.
I'm just tired of trying for someone who won't...
Last night, an hour after everyone left my house, I started getting really sick and feverish. This morning, I began to lose my voice. My dad got worried and I went to our local clinic thing down the street.. I have mononucleosis.. I saw my boyfriend last night. Yeah. Fuck my life.
I’m at a cafe finishing up my novel while drinking coffee and eating a croissant. Oh shit I feel britsh. (^.^)/ pinkies out mah nigga. ~
Drake and Josh
Josh: You sell guitars here, right?
Worker: Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.
^.^ i get to see him tonight ~
its almost 6 in da moaning and john woke me up. now i cant sleep. asfjsdfl. time to watch my cousins sleep and envy them. :c
John called me an hour ago after i fell asleep.
j: NIKA NIKA NIKAAAAA
me: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP.
j: haha, i forgot to turn off my alarm!
j: I GET TO SEE YOU TONIGHT.
me: i know! i miss you so much.
j: you sound tired.
me: i am.
j: *sings mistletoe by justin bieber*
me: you're the greatest.
j: *continues singing terribly*
asdfl;jdsa;lf he's so cute. : )
I'm That Friend
I’m that friend who you can talk to about anything, because I’m determined to keep your heart close to mine. I’m that friend who will care about you no matter how long we’ve been apart, because time should never alter something timeless such as friendship. I’m that friend who is willing to do anything to make up a wrong, because that’s the right thing to do when it comes to people you are...
Falling asleep on the phone with someone is nice.
starry-skyheadcanons: “Dr. Who? More like Dr. Who gives a shit!” Suzuya said and threw the TV out of the window.
when the bitch fucking trips in a scary movie wat the hell are you thinkin wearing flip flops in the woods anyway
j: im going to ask you something very important tomorrow.. ;)
j: it starts like will you -- --- with --
me: wtf. why do you people say dat? what happened to 'will you be my girlfriend?' omfg so homo. i would say no.
j: oh nvm then.
me: omg i just rejected you indirectly sorry wait NEVER MIND OKAY
j: no ur right we should see each other more before i ask u or we can just talk about this some othr time idk goodnite bye!!
askflsadk omg wat just happened
operator: hello, 911 here. what is your emergency?
me: i am.... dying......
operator: stay calm, m'am. stay on the ph-
me: of.... boredom.....
kawaii makes the truth less painful ｡◕‿◕｡ ur ugly ｡◕‿◕｡ i cheated on u ｡◕‿◕｡ u were an accident ｡◕‿◕｡ i accidently sent ur nudes to my priest ｡◕‿◕｡ that wasnt lemonade
sdao: i went out three days in a row and my streak ended today unless you count going to the ortho and then with my mom to jack in the box as going out then i am on fire omg sherry ur life is golden
"It's a four day weekend I'll have plenty of time...
ph0reals: just-elizabeth: Nope Story of my life *tries so hard not to say “literally me”*
viralvirus: old people are cute like overcooked meat is cute
monicakaycee: xnika: already made 40 dollars today at work. im getting paid 50 tonight after babysitting. oh yeaaaaahs bitch. im getting paper. she’s a prostitute. my business is amazing. call to schedule an appointment today! :D
already made 40 dollars today at work. im getting paid 50 tonight after babysitting. oh yeaaaaahs bitch. im getting paper.
Christmas music is already starting to play on the radio. I’m so excited for the snow, family get-togethers and Christmas. :)
working 12-8. babysitting 8-10. fuck my life. this is going to be a daily routine. omg. im getting paid 20$ an hour for babysitting! :D idgaf i need money for black friday ~
My parents and I went back home to finish packing up some items before the move. Under all the chaos of my closet, I found my “Memory Safe”. I had completely forgotten I had this thing. It was basically a shoe box filled with old pictures of me in Cambodia and random items that used to mean the world to me. Oh, and my collection of fortunes from Asian buffets. I just started crying....
I want to meet a new person.
aubreyclaire-s: And by that, I don’t mean that I want to meet someone so they could be my significant other, but I want to be friends with someone new. I want to be able to have a new person I could hang out with, talk to, laugh with, etc. I want to make new memories with someone and go on new adventures with a new person. I don’t know how to explain it even further. I just think it’d be nice...