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OMG I WANT TO PEE SO BAD BUT IM AFRAID NO ONE WILL PASS OUT THE CANDY ASL;FJSDL;FJSADLF

OHLORDHELPME.

my house is the first one in the neighborhood

and so far

only two trick or treaters……

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omfg no one is ringing my doorbell >:/

i have goodies 4 everyone!!!!!!!!

sitting inside looking out the window for liddo kids

yeah

pedo-mode

iskeetedon:

Sometimes, instead of going after someone you want, let them come to you. Patience is a virtue and a lot of things in life call for patience. Give your efforts a rest and stop chasing after people who don’t want to be chased. For once, be the one who’s getting chased.

i just spent an hour cooking ramen noodles for myself

and just as i was lifting up the bowl

… i dropped it and BAM

there goes my dinner

fuck fuck fuck fuck fcalkfjklsadfaklsdf.hslakdfuck

i quit

when someone reblogs something from you and deletes your comment

oh ok

my opinions aren’t always the best but its cool ya know

omg, the cyberbully was such a good movie! :3

so inspiring lol makes me want to march into a cafeteria and tell everyone off for cyberbullying xD

asfl;sdf;hasfklads

im going to eat ice cream with jordan tomorrow

he’s lactose intolerant

lol

“did it hurt when u fell from hell

because

hell is the new heaven”

justinfriday:

I don’t care about anyone else in the world, or even at our school. I like you and only you. I don’t care if you think you’re not cute, you’re not right for me, or that you don’t make me happy. Truth is, every time im with you im in the happiest mood ever, you’re cute, and you are right for me. You can take all those insecurities and shove it up your ass cause I don’t give a fuck about them.

j0hnnylici0us:

It’s online ahhhhh

http://www.movie2k.to/The-Human-Centipede-II-Full-Sequence-watch-movie-935137.html

going to watch this in a week or two. :)

in health class

we’re talking about reproduction and my health teacher is making us talk to our parents about it and sign a paper ._.

i showed it to my dad

and now he thinks its a paper for like birth control or some kind of paper to fool him into letting me fuck around.

he tore it up and now i have no signature

the paper was asking like

“whut age do u think ur kids could fuck~~~” -.- oh my god.. fml.

why is everyone so nice in the morning omg

and tonight will be when the trolling begins ;asdjfl;asdjfl

i snorted a pixie stick today on the bus

then sneezed all over myself on the way home from the bus stop

lol my mucus is pink :3

Today.

I have health 1st period, so i expected a sex talk from Mr. Cook, lol. the reproductive system was hella dumb. everyone was just giggling at the penis diagram and then Octavius “demonstrated” what an erection looked like.. oh my god. -_- then the vagina askfhlsadhflkasdfjalsdkf it was so awkward, lol. oh and he got his ear pierced and i just love it. c: lol. i pulled it during science and he made me “kiss it better” :3 lol. and i caught him cheating on the greek & latin test during english. -_- and jaren is still going on about how he has such a bright future and how he’s got a contract and how he’s going to be famous. lololol no. i faked that MTV sponsorship thing heheh omg.

after school, everyone went to Mursal’s for a get-together; I got so much closer to my friends and everything was just perfect.. “secrets don’t make friends!” - so eventually everyone came out of their comfort zone and we all got all cozy together. it was great. we watched rush hour - well i did.. everyone basically ran into the rooms and whispered to each other lol. everything was so much funnier since we all weren’t allowed to say certain things / talk loud, hahah.

i just finally feel in place now for once. ive never exactly been close to people / friends at school until tonight. <3 this is a great feeling.

Miller, if you’re reading this,

please don’t take your earring out. hnng.

There’s just something about guys with earrings that just makes me go insane. lol. biggest turn on ever.

the nicest thing ever was when my friend told me i had really nice long hair !

*o* omg i was in awe

is it true

is my hair rlly dat long

i kept touching it and everything after that

lol

I can’t sleep knowing that things aren’t right.

I go out of my way to make this work - for the both of us to be happy. You asked to start over and we did. I told you everything I’ve been feeling and you did the same. I was happy, you were happy; what went wrong? You ran your fucking mouth after I told you how thankful I was to have someone as trustworthy as you.

You blew it. I’m so sick of you, I literally watched you run your mouth about me to other people. When I snapped at you, it was the funniest thing ever right? You’re a fucking low-life and I hate you so much right now.

“You’re acting real petty right now. You get mad at me for one mistake, but I can’t get mad you for all the other things you did? Don’t act like I forgot.” I don’t even give a fuck. You seriously ruined my friendships with other people, spread a whole bunch of bullshit and you ruined us. So now I want to punch you in the face.

I have the bestest friends ever. They’re seriously the most caring people in the universe, I don’t know where I’d be without them.

on halloween octavius is coming over with whitney

he’s going to wear a kimono lololol

he jsut doesn’t know it yet

omg im terrible

ill take lots of pictures ~

when the person you like calls you so you throw your new phone at the wall bc you’re to scared to pick up

now its broke and your dad is going to murder you

anyone?

sdao:

one more you whispered quietly grabbing yourself a chip from the bag for the 50th time

teafany:

Within the time you read this sentence, you could have helped raise the funds to build a school in Cambodia and reduce the sex-trafficking of little girls in that region. 

The World Change Coalition needs you to 
1) visit myedu.com/free/UKWCC
2) enter your name, email, and a password. 

When you do, we receive $1.

When 20,000 of your friends do, we can build that school in Cambodia. 
When that one school is built, 200-400 children will lead a life of educational growth instead of drugs, sex, and slavery. 

The World Change Coalition is an international non-profit organization that does good works for the world. I, along with my college classmates, represent the University of Kentucky WCC chapter. The website we are asking you to register for is one that allows college students to manage things like schedules, grades, events, etc. so they can achieve greater success. I am registered on the site and have yet to receive any spam or pesterous mail. Whether you are interested in using the site or not, whether you are a college student or not, please register on this site so we can raise the funds to help make a Cambodian child’s life better. Please do your part, help us build that school, and add value to children’s lives. 


PLEASE CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND HELP WCC HELP CAMBODIA! It takes one minute.

Looking through my old phone contacts make me extremely emotional. I saved someone as “BESTESTEREST FRIEND” and now I don’t even talk to them anymore. The person saved as “Lame-o” used to be the person I trusted with all my heart. Another person is saved as “Mine<3” .. Well he isn’t anymore

Now, I’m having to go back to change all my contact names.. I wish it was like last year.

quinsee:

why would life give you lemons what the fuck

monicakaycee:

Way to screw me over to one of my best friends. Okay. Cool. I actually thought you were different. In all honestly, you’re worst than the rest. 

GOOD JOB!

monicakaycee:

Way to screw me over to one of my bestfriends. Okay. Cool. I actually thought you were different. In all honestly, you’re much worst then the rest. 

best friends* (it’s actually two words lol)

than*

also, you didn’t need “much” before worst lol. sorry.

ok.

why the hell do teachers say “bookbag”

its the dumbest thing ive ever heard

no potato salad is omg

wthellmichelle:

Not everyone will go through this. Some relationships might have a different process and/or outcome, but since everyone is entited to their own opinions due to their own experiences, here’s a glance of how my relationships usually go:

I. The meet － when you first meet someone you’re interested in, probably attracted by their outside appearances. Your curiosity kicks in and you have this urge of getting to know them more, on a personal level.

II. The talk － you guys start talking, you get to know each other better and slowly, you guys begin to develop feelings. Then you become a part of each other’s daily routine, and your day feels incomplete when you don’t talk to him/her.

III. The honey-moon stage － when your relationship gets to a point where you can’t go through the whole day without thinking about your significant other. You get butterflies by the mention of their name, your smile like a idiot while checking their texts, your friends ask you “so who’s this new girl/guy?” because they notice how much happier you have been. After a while, they become the source of your happiness and you try to make time out of your day just so you guys can talk. You both begin to lose a large amount of sleep but it doesn’t seem to matter, you guys are satisfied as long as you guys are giving each other company.

IV. Relationship downhill － when you guys are constantly fighting about nothing. You feel as if he/she doesn’t care and you try to stop yourself from caring too much. You refuse to be the first to hit them up, yet you check your non-stop hoping for a text/call from them, but always end up in disappointment. You do whatever it takes to keep your mind off of them and try to keep yourself busy, yet you still find yourself wondering if they ever think of you, because all you do is think about them.

V. Strangers, again － when no effort is coming from any of you guys. You feel completely broken, you blame the other person for everything and eventually, both of you stop trying. You finally find the courage to erase them from your life, you tell yourself “I will move on” and hope for everything to get better. In the end, you guys end up as strangers, again.

why are so many pregnant women dancing on youtube

omg please

just stop

im so ashamed of my history list right now

thecrazyfilipino:

It’s hard for me to listen to your advice when you don’t even follow it.

and the worst dad award goes to…………

xnika:

I’m looking back at my private tumblr, one that I’ve NEVER actually talked much about, and I’m reading about every single day.. I used to make quick posts every day. Its crazy how much I’ve changed. I miss the old me. I used to be so happy with everything, I had hope in myself. I was confident.

I kept my personal beliefs secret. Until one night, I just decided to tell a few family members, and gave some friends a little hint that I was somewhat interested. They basically laughed or thought I was just making excuses for myself to have a terrible life. “You can’t handle living in your own life so you’ve decided to just stand behind in God’s shadow and give him the blame?” No. That’s not at all what I meant. But thanks for assuming that I can’t handle anything on my own. No wonder we’re not close anymore.

I was completely convinced that I loved God, and He loved me. For a year and half of my life, I felt safe. I remember in 5th - 6th grade, I was such a nice person. I had a friend who lived in California, and I couldn’t stand him being in so much pain, for whatever he went through. Then one night, he was so sad, I prayed for him during the whole IM chat. He didn’t respond for about five minutes after he said something about hating himself, hating his life. Wanting to end it right there. I cried and cried, thinking he actually did it. That’s probably one of the most life-changing experiences I’ve ever been through.

I got closer to God that night, and I loved him. I saw the brighter side of every day with Him. I didn’t care about boys. But then one day, everything changed. There was a huge accident with me and my boyfriend at the time, and I blamed God for it. I blamed him and swore to never trust him again. I thought he was the cause of all this, so I turned my back on him. So many things happened before, but I always forgave him. This time it was something different. And I can never go back.

I wish I was the same person I used to be. I wish I cared about everyone again. I wish my best relationship would be with God. Not some stupid boy that wont be here for me in 5 years.